Is Clay Aiken into Fisting?

Howard Stern found a military man who claims he met a guy online in a gay chat room and then later met him in a hotel room and it turned out to be Clay Aiken. The guy then told Stern that Clay Aiken spent about 2 hours fisting him. This rumor has a 'Richard Gere and his gerbil' feel to it. I can't believe it. Although apparently Kelly Ripa believes it because that is why she freaked out when Clay innocently put his hand over her mouth when she was blabbering on her show. I feel sorry for Clay Aiken. Stern has managed to create a rumor that will haunt Clay for the rest of his life and cause people to freak out like Kelly Ripa did.

angelina jolie big lips and matching boobs. pussy lips to match?

angelina jolie has a big pair of lips which match the large size of her boobs. She is also a good actress and kind person so I hope she is fine with our joke about her pussy.

Paris Hilton and Britney Spears

Who is the bigger skank, Paris or Britney? They both worship the all mighty cock, but who is more real? I love them both.

Felonious Monk

A Schizophrenic Man Speaking His Truth

Mike Wood has suffered schizophrenia for over 40 years. This is a rare glimpse into the thought processes of a Vulnerable Adult. Psychologists and psychiatrists should use this video for research into the peculiar affects of this disabling mental disease.

Zencab.com

Taxi driving is a Zen experience for the experienced. It takes something special to handle the streets with nothing to lose. I found this new site, Zencab.com that records the audio of wild zen cab rides.

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Anti-Family Demigods: Jesus, Marx, Plato

What do Plato, Jesus Christ and Karl Marx have in common? All three were rabidly anti-family.

In The Republic, The Gospel of Matthew, and The Communist Manifesto, crucial passages refer to the family's hold on the individual, and all three demigods, Plato, Christ, and Marx use an horatory zeal to convince people to abandon their family and join in the revolution, whether it is philosophical, religious or political.

Worldwide Resellers

Pimpin' on the Blood Throne

Today's hip-hop moguls are the greatest entrepreneurs in history. Sean 'Diddy' Combs, Russell Simmons, Dr. Dre, Jay Z and a host of others are all worth somewhere in the hundreds of millions. A few of them will be worth a billion dollars eventually. They all made their money by diversifying into many businesses, such as music, publishing, producing, clothes and fashion lines, cars, movies, etc.

The legendary American iconic tycoons, such as the Rockefellers, the Carnegies, the Kennedys, have now some new members who definitely come from the wrong side of the tracks.

Tim Berners-Lee: The Unknown Demigod

August sixth should be celebrated globally as Worldwide Web Day. On that day in 1991, Tim Berners-Lee created the first web site, http://info.cern.ch/, and he explained on the site how to own a browser and set up web servers. He also is the primary inventor of the URL, HTML, and HTTP protocols. Why does it seem that no one has heard of Tim Berners-Lee? He is the unknown demigod.

Tim Berners-Lee

More Brangelina

Don't call it BRADGELINA! It is BRANGELINA, people. She calls the shots, can't you all see? Angelina Jolie is inside of Brad Pitt's head, and he is hearing her voices tell him to dye his hair, adopt her kids, and become DEEPER. He doesn't follow Angelina dutifully to important meetings of the United Nations for nothing. He is the back legs in the BRANGELINA costume.

Celebrity Psycho Analysis

Richard Simmons is the archetypical Gay Man. On the standard gayness scale, Richard Simmons is the most gay of all, a 10. Even Liberace is only a 9.








Celebrity Psycho Analysis

Billie Jean King, The Great American Hero

Billie Jean King single-handedly brought woman's tennis into the big time. She came onto the sports scene in the 1960's when women tennis players were forced to attend tea parties, send thank-you notes to tournament directors, and wear flouncy skirts. She soon shocked the genteel, elite sensibilities of the tennis world with her brash, tom-boy, American style at Wimbledon and tournaments across the world.

She came into her own just as Feminism was exploding across the Western world. Billie Jean embraced the new ideals with gusto.


Billie Jean campaigned tirelessly to turn amateur tennis into a real professional sport.

Rosie O (Rosie O,Donnell) is in Fine Form

When you see Rosie lately, there is extra glow about her aura. Mrs Rosie O'Donnell is very happily married to her wife Kelli Carpenter and it shows. She appeared recently on Conan O'Brien and told of how she converted Kelli's parents to the gay world. Rosie talked about how Kelli was forced by her parents to go to Gays Anonymous when she was a young woman. Rosie also revealed that as a teenager Kelli revolted and sneaked out of her debutante ball and went to the local lesbo bar.

Mrs O'Donnell aso related to Conan the funny story of her adventures with her neighbors in Miami. One very prominent neighbor, Sean 'Diddy' Combs, being the party animal that he is, often leaves beer bottles and trash in the shared park area between his mansion and Rosie's. Rosie's classic Irish nanny is often angered by this activity and once threatened to confront the hip-hip mogul. Thank god Rosie O persuaded her not to.

Another neighbor of Rosies, but not her neighbor Shaquille O'Neal, shot off some big-time, professional fireworks from his backyard one night. Rosie was convinced it was P Diddy and wrote a nasty blog ( Rosie's blog Site) about it. When she found out later that it was not Sean, she sent him a case of Cristal Champagne with a note attached, saying, "My bad, Diddy!"

Rosie will never stop being Rosie. You go, girl!




Rosie O'Donnell News

George Lopez was Going Off

George Lopez was going off on the Jimmey Kimmel show tonight. He ranted on and on about his evil family. Jimmy Kimmel was in ecstasy. Kimmel always gets off on other people's pain. Of course George was digging Jimmy's sadistic grins because George is a psycho Chicano comedian.

I have to admit that I loved the George and Jimmy chemistry myself. Those two should do a movie together!

Celebrity Psycho Analysis

Celebrity Psycho Analysis

Denzel Seemed Out-of-Touch on Letterman

Denzel Washington appeared on Late Night and was taken aback by David Letterman's gushing all over him. Denzel exclaimed, "I think I am in love!" Letterman gave a dirty sneer to the camera but Mr. Washington did not miss a beat and went on with his banter.

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Join the Swarm.

Letterman spilled the beans that Denzel's son is being pursued by scouts for an NFL career. Denzel made sure his daughter got some attention too and announced that she just got accepted to an Ivy League school for her upcoming freshman year.

Brangelina

Before our eyes, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie merge into a single creature with a strange name. So what is this strange creature "BRANGELINA?" Is he/she/it more interesting than a baby born with two heads? I absolutely think so. Just think about it, millions of us, addicted to celebrities, weaned on the distorted life stories of narcissistic, in-the-public-eye monsters, willingly become pathological watchers and wish desperately to become a celebrity ourselves. The best most of us can do is participate in the creation of these public creatures and watch them dance, cry, laugh, emote and suffer under our glare. Most of you probably remember "BENNIFER" and the cruel fate that poor creature had. The magical truth is that we, the public, play a crucial role in celebrityhood, and it is our responsibility to love them right so that they turn them into the kind of creature that we want. Go BRANGELINA!

Celebrity Psycho Analysis

How much can we believe in this world? An oft-asked question to be sure. Hmmmm.... that is probably one of the main purposes of this humble blog.





Chicks in heat.

E-rants for the Masses

E-rants for the Masses
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My First Contact with the Blogosphere

Hello, this is my first sentence in the blogosphere. I will have to come back later. My mind has suddenly gone blank. Bye.

I have come back. Here is my confession from years ago:

"Lameness"

"How did my central nervous system get damaged? It does not seem as if I will ever get the answer to that question. I destroyed myself with a white, powdery substance, and I and the world will never know what I lost.

It was a very cruel twist of fate. My rocket-ship exploded on take-off.

There is a permanent lameness to me now. All the exotic power in the world could not save me. My fractured mind cannot stimulate others cogently. I can only state my horror; I cannot feel it anymore. Of course, I have something left, but it cannot replace what is lost.

My mind trips are the last place left for me. I go places, analytically, obsessively, flying down corridors of the mind which are all white, reflecting back in a thousand fractured mirrors my pale, shiny face.

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This is healthy fun. Lots of Vitamin E. Yeah baby!