More Brangelina

Don't call it BRADGELINA! It is BRANGELINA, people. She calls the shots, can't you all see? Angelina Jolie is inside of Brad Pitt's head, and he is hearing her voices tell him to dye his hair, adopt her kids, and become DEEPER. He doesn't follow Angelina dutifully to important meetings of the United Nations for nothing. He is the back legs in the BRANGELINA costume.

Celebrity Psycho Analysis

Richard Simmons is the archetypical Gay Man. On the standard gayness scale, Richard Simmons is the most gay of all, a 10. Even Liberace is only a 9.








Celebrity Psycho Analysis

Billie Jean King, The Great American Hero

Billie Jean King single-handedly brought woman's tennis into the big time. She came onto the sports scene in the 1960's when women tennis players were forced to attend tea parties, send thank-you notes to tournament directors, and wear flouncy skirts. She soon shocked the genteel, elite sensibilities of the tennis world with her brash, tom-boy, American style at Wimbledon and tournaments across the world.

She came into her own just as Feminism was exploding across the Western world. Billie Jean embraced the new ideals with gusto.


Billie Jean campaigned tirelessly to turn amateur tennis into a real professional sport.

Rosie O (Rosie O,Donnell) is in Fine Form

When you see Rosie lately, there is extra glow about her aura. Mrs Rosie O'Donnell is very happily married to her wife Kelli Carpenter and it shows. She appeared recently on Conan O'Brien and told of how she converted Kelli's parents to the gay world. Rosie talked about how Kelli was forced by her parents to go to Gays Anonymous when she was a young woman. Rosie also revealed that as a teenager Kelli revolted and sneaked out of her debutante ball and went to the local lesbo bar.

Mrs O'Donnell aso related to Conan the funny story of her adventures with her neighbors in Miami. One very prominent neighbor, Sean 'Diddy' Combs, being the party animal that he is, often leaves beer bottles and trash in the shared park area between his mansion and Rosie's. Rosie's classic Irish nanny is often angered by this activity and once threatened to confront the hip-hip mogul. Thank god Rosie O persuaded her not to.

Another neighbor of Rosies, but not her neighbor Shaquille O'Neal, shot off some big-time, professional fireworks from his backyard one night. Rosie was convinced it was P Diddy and wrote a nasty blog ( Rosie's blog Site) about it. When she found out later that it was not Sean, she sent him a case of Cristal Champagne with a note attached, saying, "My bad, Diddy!"

Rosie will never stop being Rosie. You go, girl!




Rosie O'Donnell News

George Lopez was Going Off

George Lopez was going off on the Jimmey Kimmel show tonight. He ranted on and on about his evil family. Jimmy Kimmel was in ecstasy. Kimmel always gets off on other people's pain. Of course George was digging Jimmy's sadistic grins because George is a psycho Chicano comedian.

I have to admit that I loved the George and Jimmy chemistry myself. Those two should do a movie together!

Celebrity Psycho Analysis

Celebrity Psycho Analysis

Denzel Seemed Out-of-Touch on Letterman

Denzel Washington appeared on Late Night and was taken aback by David Letterman's gushing all over him. Denzel exclaimed, "I think I am in love!" Letterman gave a dirty sneer to the camera but Mr. Washington did not miss a beat and went on with his banter.

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Letterman spilled the beans that Denzel's son is being pursued by scouts for an NFL career. Denzel made sure his daughter got some attention too and announced that she just got accepted to an Ivy League school for her upcoming freshman year.

Brangelina

Before our eyes, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie merge into a single creature with a strange name. So what is this strange creature "BRANGELINA?" Is he/she/it more interesting than a baby born with two heads? I absolutely think so. Just think about it, millions of us, addicted to celebrities, weaned on the distorted life stories of narcissistic, in-the-public-eye monsters, willingly become pathological watchers and wish desperately to become a celebrity ourselves. The best most of us can do is participate in the creation of these public creatures and watch them dance, cry, laugh, emote and suffer under our glare. Most of you probably remember "BENNIFER" and the cruel fate that poor creature had. The magical truth is that we, the public, play a crucial role in celebrityhood, and it is our responsibility to love them right so that they turn them into the kind of creature that we want. Go BRANGELINA!

Celebrity Psycho Analysis

How much can we believe in this world? An oft-asked question to be sure. Hmmmm.... that is probably one of the main purposes of this humble blog.





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